Farewwell 2025 - Rocksteady TNT

- Written in collaboration with Gemini

It's a brand new year, turn the page - to 2026
Hope and pray
It brings good cheer
Cause last year was the pits

Most of it was a dumpster fire
Floating down a creek
Felt like running on a flat tire
Every single week

Oh, this year's gonna be the one
I feel it in my soul!
I'm taking back the steering wheel
I'm taking back control

Last year was a lemon tart
Without a grain of sugar
A masterpiece of "what the hell,"
A real-life giant booger

Times are hard, for everyone
Seems like everybody's got the blues
And it sure as hell doesn't help
If you take time to read the news

Oh, this year's gonna be the one
I feel it in my knees!
Though that might just be the arthritis
or the winter breeze

The bar is set so low, my friend
it's buried in the dirt
If I put on matching socks today
I'm basically an expert

I'm gonna eat a vegetable
—Maybe even two
I'll stop talking to my shadow
like it's someone that I knew

Oh, this year's gonna be the one
Yeah, it's gonna be great
Probably. Mostly.
Check back with me in February