The One That Got Away - Rocksteady TNT

- Written in collaboration with Gemini

I'm staring at the wall
Where our photo sat
You took the frame and the nail
You even took the cat

I went to take a shower
To wash away the blues
But you took the shower curtain
And my favourite shampoo

I tried to drown my sorrows
But the cupboard's looking bare
Since you packed the fancy wine glasses
And my favourite rocking chair

I found a single sock
That you missed beneath the bed
It's the only thing of yours
I have to hold until I'm dead

How I miss your soul
How I miss your touch
But I miss my Dyson vacuum
Almost just as much

I'm staring at the counter
Where the toaster used to be
I guess you wanted breakfast
More than you wanted me

I went to boil the water
For a lonely cup of tea
But you took the copper kettle
That my sister gave to me

I tried to call my mother
Just to have a little cry
But you took the phone charger
And left my battery to die

I'm hungry and I'm lonely
And I'm feeling pretty low
You took the air fryer
And the oven cooks to slow

My heart is feeling heavy
And my head is feeling light
You took the coffee pot
And vanished in the night

I went to sit and ponder
How our love had gone so wrong
But you took the toilet paper
And the lyrics to this song

You're the one that I'll love
Until my dying day
You're the "one that got away"
But did you have to take the microwave?